queer clockwork

Convince city council to mandate wrenching posts be installed in everyone’s yard.

A metal rod with an eyelet would help yank old freezers out of people’s basements with ease.

A law that mandates twittering for public officials.

All meetings, phone calls, thoughts, lunches, dinners, stall chats, and other interactions should be documented–in real-time. These politicians have staffers follow them everywhere, so let’s put those Blackberries, iPhones, and Android-based devices to good use.

Let us push to have mandatory twittering for public officials!

Sometimes it’s OK to follow the cues of society’s structure.

How to Tell if a Band is a Christian Band

1. Go to Wikipedia
2. Search for the band’s article
3. Search that page for the word “christian”
4. if (hits > 0) band = christian; else look on Google

• Create a website, Obfuscationation, where the main page is a world map (various projections?) and you can click on a nation and hide it from the world map.
• The user could repeat this until the entire world was hidden, except for a particular nation state.
• Printing this map would also be another feature.

Imagine if our ancestors filled their leisure time with passive activities. Where would we be today?

Cure for Boredom:

1. Go to: The President Project Press Briefings Archive
2. Copy the text from an interesting Press Briefing or any other document
3. Go to: Tag Crowd
4. Paste the text in the box and click Tag!
5. Find a word that interests you.
6. Go to: archive.org
7. Search for media with that word. Try audio, moving pictures, text. Anything!
8. Pick items that interest you.
9. Enjoy open and free content!!!!!