Just a Minute is a panel game show on BBC Radio 4. It reminded me of an improvised communal monologue. You can listen to last week’s show thanks to the BBC Radio iPlayer.
Once, there was a red-haired man who had neither eyes nor ears. He had no hair either so he was called “red-haired” only theoretically.
He could not speak since he had no mouth. He didn’t have a nose either.
He had neither legs nor arms. He had no stomach, no back, no spine, and he had no insides whatsoever. He had nothing at all! Therefore, it’s not clear who we are actually talking about.