I sleep in money, not peace.
Category Archives: Quote
Kids on the Beat
Negative numbers never been on no Sesame Street.
Jesus the Thief
New Years Resolution
In spirit of the new decade, in the year of 2010, we will put down our weapons, unstrap our bombs, land our UAVs, disable our IEDs, and give up our violent physical acts. Instead, we will replace our current efforts with heated discussions and fervent debates with the leaders we currently engage. — Various heads of State and non-State
Claustrophobic Toilet
The world is a shithole–we should get used to smelling shit in close quarters.
Pretty in Pink
Once, there was a red-haired man who had neither eyes nor ears. He had no hair either so he was called “red-haired” only theoretically.
He could not speak since he had no mouth. He didn’t have a nose either.
He had neither legs nor arms. He had no stomach, no back, no spine, and he had no insides whatsoever. He had nothing at all! Therefore, it’s not clear who we are actually talking about.
In fact, we would rather not talk about him any more. — Blue Notebook No. 10, Daniil Kharms
Rock Star Status
Yes you can own a bit of history with our special edition, Chia Obama. In honoring our 44th president, you will want to have this collectible Chia head and want to send them to many of your friends. […] In this special offer, you can order the Determined posed Chia Obama, happy posed Chia Obama, or both. Just click on the buy it now button and you can order one right away. Can you grow one? Yes you can! — chiaobama.com
Your Publicist
My publishers let me say anything!–God
To do, or not to do? Does it matter?
There is just as much consequence in action as there is without it. — Queer Clockwork
Who states they are the police?
A functioning police state needs no police. — William S. Burroughs